Saturday, August 15, 2015

When an internet Troll actually makes a point.

Probably the first time I've enjoyed an internet Troll doing his thing.
Now of course many of you by now have figured out that the individual above is a guy that started up a fake account and started speaking out on behalf of Target, not for any real reason other than to mess with people. I love that it took HOURS for Target to disavow his actions and for his account to get shut down. The customer service people must have had the times of their lives watching this guy eviscerate people verbally with some of the funniest dry humor this side of the UK. Personally, for some reason I read all the comments in

I didn't want to address this subject on here, as I am working on a Podcast that will address it (and be linked up on here later), but the very idea that parents are so worried about toys being aligned to predetermined sexual orientation is just bizarre. I can promise you many parents once they are home and busy, and life is going a million miles a minute as a parent with a job or home life to deal with,... they do not care what in the world the kids are playing with so long as they are being quiet. Any parent telling you otherwise is lying or just so OCD about all that, it's not funny.

All I have to say about this is, toys are toys. If toys are able to fire the imaginations of children no matter the gender to allow for more freedom of expression and understanding of life... who really cares?

Anyway, take a listen to my latest podcast and let me know your thoughts below if you'd like. Until next time, support your local artists, and I'll see you next time. - Mario, the Artisan Rogue

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

A LEGO Brickumentary.



A documentary about Lego I'd not heard about. It's evidently on iTunes and a few other streaming services now. Looking forward to checking this out.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Secret vault underneath the streets of Kansas City.

This is an update of an old post from another blog of mine, archived here. Enjoy!

[Original Post October 30, 2011]


Below a friend of mine’s apartment complex, there was a series of elevator doors, room and hallways from the early turn of the 19th century which eventually led to…



a HUGE abandoned bank vault! Look at the size and thickness of the door! When I first laid eyes upon it, I didn’t have words that I could formulate. I LOVE old industrial design and this old bank vault was a phenomenal sight to behold. I mean it was so surreal to get past some old rarely used doors, and walk through some age old labyrinthian areas to find THIS.



The details of the vault door were in exceptional condition. All of the interior mechanisms had the original luster and finishes, not an ounce of rust apparent anywhere internally. The glass covering the components was flawless and so clear it’s not even readily apparent in the photos you see here. As my friend noted while we were down there, the release wheel’s handles even looked to be made of Ebony. Ebony (Diospyros spp., family Ebenaceae), for those of you that don’t know, refers to species of tropical hardwood trees that were harvested for their hard and beautiful wood.

The black or brown heartwood was used commercially and in high frequency in the earlier part of the 20th century. Although there are more than 300 species of ebony, ranging in size from shrubs to trees taller than 100 ft (30 m) it is becoming increasingly rare to find. The material is some of most dense wood you could work with, dulling even the most sharp wood working tools within minutes and giving termites pause to want to even eat at it. How dense is that? Well, for one, the Macassar ebony variety is so dense it doesn’t float in water. Sinks like a brick. Seriously!



It’s odd how out of place the vault seemed, and there was an air of forgotten or relic like importance to seeing it as it was. It felt like a movie set piece, and certainly something out of place beneath the apartment complex. (At least until I found out that that building had indeed been a bank many many years back, I feel a want to research into it’s history now.)



It’s an amazing work of craftsmanship, and I hope to be able to get some good HD footage of it when I have better lighting conditions. It’s times like this that I wish I had the means to turn something like this into an art gallery. I wonder how much of the substructure of America in general has overlooked gems like this, either wasting away, or sitting silently in a darkened overpaved series of rooms. I have a lot of respect for the archaeologists that do field work. Here in this case, I was alerted to the presence of this by someone that knew it’s whereabouts. Not so much if you are working in the Valley of the Kings in Egypt.

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Update March 26th 2015 - I never did get a chance to return to this spot, and the friend of mine that was able to get me access into this area moved out of the area a bit over a year ago.

I know where it is, and hopefully can get back to it at some point. I'll update this with more information as I come across it.